My Happy Horse Shit

"Agents who worked under [Anslinger] claim that the late Sen. Joseph McCarthy was addicted to..."

Tue, 14 May 2013 13:13:25 -0400

“Agents who worked under [Anslinger] claim that the late Sen. Joseph McCarthy was addicted to morphine and regularly obtained his narcotics through a druggist near the White House, authorized by Anslinger to fill the prescription,”

- http://www.thefix.com/content/mccarthy-aslinger-secret-morphine-addiction-source8203

I really want to know Napoleon’s probably genius war...

Tue, 07 May 2013 22:07:20 -0400

I really want to know Napoleon’s probably genius war strategy for Russia using the ‘waterslide’ maneuver.

"Why would we lie to ourselves?"

Tue, 07 May 2013 20:49:15 -0400

“Why would we lie to ourselves?”

- Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure

laughingsquid: Familiar Simpsons’ Names Found in Matt...

Tue, 07 May 2013 15:29:15 -0400

laughingsquid:

Familiar Simpsons’ Names Found in Matt Groening’s Mother’s Obituary

Here are the Simpsons characters I recognize:

Ruth (Powers?)

Margaret (Maggie or Marge)

Wiggum (Ralph, Clancy and Sarah)

Homer

Patty

Lisa

Maggie (Maggie or Marge)

i ask myself this every single day…

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 21:51:50 -0400

i ask myself this every single day…

This video works on so many levels: Lil Dicky - Ex-Boyfriend...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 19:00:00 -0400

This video works on so many levels:

Lil Dicky - Ex-Boyfriend (Official Video) (by LilDickyRap)

why am i just finding out that April is Stand-Up Month?!

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 16:05:00 -0400

why am i just finding out that April is Stand-Up Month?!

newyorker: Why a certain generation will always love Winnie...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:24:48 -0400

newyorker:

Why a certain generation will always love Winnie Cooper: “It is not so much a phenomenon as a textbook example of nature versus nurture—we were all nurtured to love Winnie Cooper, and to see ourselves as her counterpart, Kevin Arnold.”

THIS

Well, at least you don’t have to ‘house and...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 11:49:03 -0400

Well, at least you don’t have to ‘house and supply’ these troops…?

mindtwinkies:

theinternetaccordingtoadrian:

thegodofhellfire:

meanwhile in my house….

Nice floors, man.

just like your civil liberties, they’re easy to walk all over!

Jay-Z x The Animals. i like this

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 16:34:03 -0400

Jay-Z x The Animals.

i like this

I was just thinking about this o&a bit the other day and...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 16:15:00 -0400

I was just thinking about this o&a bit the other day and look it’s on youtube. I love how everything is available online…

Opie and Anthony - Clinton in Vietnam

Lost at sea: On the trail of Moby-Duck

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 06:59:36 -0400

Lost at sea: On the trail of Moby-Duck

the music video has been REBORN!! (via Blurred Lines (Unrated...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 23:23:34 -0400

the music video has been REBORN!! (via Blurred Lines (Unrated Version) - Robin Thicke)

What's the german world for birth control pill?

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 16:07:00 -0400

What's the german world for birth control pill?:

Antibabypille

those germans are a hilarious bunch.

I found a computer book from 1982.

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 09:40:21 -0400

I found a computer book from 1982.

it was

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 21:03:08 -0400

it was

George Carlin always knows what’s up.

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 16:00:53 -0500

George Carlin always knows what’s up.

Homer knows what’s up.

Fri, 08 Feb 2013 14:50:58 -0500

Homer knows what’s up.

This is the only song I’ll be listening to during this...

Fri, 08 Feb 2013 10:50:11 -0500

This is the only song I’ll be listening to during this Blizzard: Bacon Pancakes State of Mind

"That one time Rogue wore that tight dress at the mall and fought a sentinel."

Wed, 23 Jan 2013 18:30:00 -0500

“That one time Rogue wore that tight dress at the mall and fought a sentinel.”

-
The 25 Best Things About The ’90s “X-Men” Cartoon

that line cracks me up.