“Dear Urkel: you are so funny. Can you come to my birthday party? Your friend, Captain Raheem.” — The Critic
“Agents who worked under [Anslinger] claim that the late Sen. Joseph McCarthy was addicted to morphine and regularly obtained his narcotics through a druggist near the White House, authorized by Anslinger to fill the prescription,” — http://www.thefix.com/content/mccarthy-aslinger-secret-morphine-addiction-source8203
I really want to know Napoleon’s probably genius war strategy for Russia using the ‘waterslide’ maneuver.
“Why would we lie to ourselves?” — Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Familiar Simpsons’ Names Found in Matt Groening’s Mother’s Obituary
Here are the Simpsons characters I recognize:
Margaret (Maggie or Marge)
Wiggum (Ralph, Clancy and Sarah)
Homer
Patty
Lisa
Maggie (Maggie or Marge)
i ask myself this every single day…
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why am i just finding out that April is Stand-Up Month?!
(Source: meme-meme)
Why a certain generation will always love Winnie Cooper: “It is not so much a phenomenon as a textbook example of nature versus nurture—we were all nurtured to love Winnie Cooper, and to see ourselves as her counterpart, Kevin Arnold.”
THIS
Well, at least you don’t have to ‘house and supply’ these troops…?
meanwhile in my house….
Nice floors, man.
just like your civil liberties, they’re easy to walk all over!
(via eggznrice)